1. What's the sexiest thing that's happened to you during the filming of Viva La Bam?

Don Vito: There's nothing really sexy that happens during Viva La Bam. I'm used to getting pranked and kicked. Bam and the guys have parties and sometimes girls go skinny-dipping, but I just sit and watch. The younger guys are usually the ones hooking up.

2. What about after you film the show? You're a recognized television celebrity. Have you ever had sex with any groupies or fans?

Vito: Yeah, I've done it on the road four or five times. Guys just offer up their girlfriends. I just came back from Myrtle Beach and I ended up with two "girlfriends." One was Mistress Vito and the other was Mrs. Vito. I probably have about 15 Mrs. Vitos running around. I hope there's no little Vitos running around I have to pay for.

3. Have you ever done a threesome?

Vito: I've slept with two at a time a few times. They must think I'm rich or something.

4. When did you first have sex?

Vito: I was probably 15 years old. It was with someone from high school. It started off with a blow job and then we started fooling around. It worked out well because I was young. Now I have to take Viagra because I can't keep up with the young girls these days.

5. What is your favorite sexual act?

Vito: I guess my favorite is the regular missionary type sex, just banging away. Blow jobs are also high on the list. No anal sex or any of that crazy stuff. Every once in a while, girls like to get on top. I like that, too.

6. What's the most unusual place you've ever had sex?

Vito: I've done it down at the beach in the sand and in a van after a party. I'll do it outside every once in a while.

7. Have you ever made a videotape of yourself having sex?

Vito: Yeah, back in the day when video cameras first came out, my friends and I used to make pornos. At the time I was just out of the National Guard, I was 23, I weighed 180 pounds and I was in shape. We just put the camera up and made a few movies with some girls. Bam's trying to get a hold of the tapes, but I won't let him.

8. Would you say you're good in bed?

Vito: When I was younger, I was pretty good. Now that I'm older, I let the girls do a lot of the work. It's hard to say, but I think I'm all right. I'm having a great time and I'm getting a lot of offers, that's for sure.

9. Do you like to talk dirty during sex?

Vito: I love doing that. It's the best. It's how everything else gets started.

10. Do you have any nicknames for your penis?

Vito: Not really. Little Don Vito, I guess. But I don't really talk to it much.

11. What is your favorite part of the female anatomy?

Vito: The breasts. Well, the pussy is the best. With the clothes on the breasts are the best, but without them, it's the pussy.

12. Any celebrity you'd most like to have sex with?

Vito: Jessica Simpson would be nice. She's hot, especially in that new Dukes of Hazzard video. Some of the girls on the Playboy Channel are pretty nice, too.