Bam Margera is psyched that he'll finally have time to start shooting "Minghags" this week in West Chester. He says his friend and fellow "Jackass" Brandon DiCamillo will star as a kid who discovers a machine that spits out "delicious root beer," but an "old, rich dude" steals the invention, in the comedy directed by the newlywed Margera.

At 9 tomorrow night, MTV airs the finale of "Bam's Unholy Union," which followed the West Chester hero and Missy Rothstein as they planned their Feb. 2 wedding at the Loews Philadelphia Hotel.

So did Margera, the merry prankster, ever imagine he'd be paid insane amounts of money to be a full-time a--hole?

"I always hoped to," he says.

"I felt like I was wasting time in high school . I quit in 10th grade and went to California to skateboard.

"Now I do what I want to do whenever." Margera says.

"I wake up, I skate my ramp with my friends. I go mess with my dad and rip out all his toilets so he has to s--- at his neighbor's."

At least he hasn't gone Hollywood. "I'm so over California and palm trees," he says. "I want to see the woods of Pennsylvania."