Last week these news reports starting cropping up around the Interweb, and while at first I totally dismissed them as internet crap, this week there appears to be some truth to the matter.

Here's the scoop:

Reality TV star Bam Margera has decorated the garage door of his Pennsylvania pad with a mural of a special someone. No, not his new bride Missy — Lance Bass, according to a report in the New York Daily News "There’s a big portrait of Lance in an astronaut uniform, smiling broadly and holding his helmet proudly," a source tells the paper of the homage to the former boy-bander, who unsuccessfully attempted to secure a cosmonaut spot on the Soyuz spacecraft in 2003.

Last weeks reports were more trying to pin Bam as a 'Closet' NYSNC & Lance Bass fan, this week it is quite apparent that its more Bam making fun of The NYSNC fame Lance Bass. Now that sounds right on if you ask me!

The zingers are flying on this one for sure, directed at Bam. Im suprised Bam isnt getting slammed by the Gay Rights Activists.

"In the background is a NASA shuttle ascending to space on a giant rainbow."

Bam is said to be proudly owning up to the Bass tribute, telling pals, "Hell yeah! The guy from ‘N Sync who wanted to go to outer space, but never made it and was all gay and s**t!"

Lance's mission never got off the ground, so to speak. Of course Bam Margera's not gay. Plenty of straight dudes have hobbies that include beating up their naked father while he’s taking a dump, hanging out with dudes who staple their scrotum to their thigh, and watching their friends use their penis as snake-bait. HA!!!!


The image was posted to Bam's website, with the following entry:

"Garage Art Also mentioned on Perezhilton."

Why the fuck would you post anything about Perez Hilton?
Do Bam's web dorks think thats cool?
Does it somehow validate this? So DUMB!!!